Ufo - The Hack Writer Invents The Gravity Screen
POSTED BY admin on Mar 8, 2008 under Arts and Entertainment
Watching Xrytspet© from Fanton in G10009845788899990766 levitate—plus Silzrack, her assistant, along with the FnL7 Time Craft—and the fact that she will not tell me how she does it, drove me to invention.
My invention is the GRAVITY SCREEN which I’m sure many would find useful.
For example, placing the gravity screen on the sidewalk in front of your house—allowing your mother-in-law to walk on it—will screen her from the earth’s gravity field. Giving her a nudge with a broom handle will send her off to parts unknown if you think beforehand to put glue on the gravity screen which will hold it firmly to her shoes. I am in no way suggesting that you actually do this.
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